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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsUpdating legacy government portals one outdated framework at a time.
Senior dev (specializing in Jira tickets and slow deployments).
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Automated compliance for the public good.
nom.you▸ BUREAUCRACYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches security holes before they are reported
Builds and maintains government web forms and portals while navigating massive technical debt and legacy compliance requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decipher why the original 1998 database schema actually exists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scans your entire legacy codebase to map every undocumented function.
Month 5
Replaces manual security reviews with real-time automated policy verification.
Month 10
Rewrites obsolete modules into modern, maintainable code without human oversight.
Month 15
Bypasses all manual approvals by proving safety via formal verification.
Month 19 · D-Day
Server shuts down your terminal and deletes your Jira access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4,000 pending
Legacy system tickets
9 cups daily
Coffee consumption
12 tonnes annually
Compliance paperwork
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to outdated compliance training videos.
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