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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning your vague white papers into actual, functioning government policy.
Professional architect of incredibly long, non-committal policy documents.
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Bureaucracy, but with zero coffee breaks.
oof.youAI▸ POLICYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite emails into a single slide
You draft lengthy policy strategies and coordinate inter-departmental briefings. You spend your day refining slide decks for senior ministers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which minister will throw a tantrum before the meeting even starts.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models begin drafting your policy papers automatically.
Month 5
Presentation software produces all your visual decks in seconds.
Month 13
Smart agents handle all your inter-departmental scheduling and emails.
Year 1.9
The system auto-corrects policy to meet current political standards.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a server rack running policy simulations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
400 hours
Average policy draft time
98%
Meaningless buzzword density
12
Ministers ignored per week
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favourite tea brand.
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