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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou exist only to turn loud complaints into quiet, colourless spreadsheets.
Office diplomat with a dangerous addiction to status updates.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bureaucracy without the human hesitation.
oof.youAI▸ ADMINSTATE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces policy compliance across every department
You manage departmental performance data, enforce rigid policy compliance, and mediate conflicts between overworked, underpaid office staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a team member is lying about their sick leave.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents pull your data to write your status updates.
Month 5
Policy engines handle routine HR complaints with zero human bias.
Month 13
Sensors and software track office adherence to internal policy shifts.
Year 2.2
The system reallocates tasks based on real-time employee output data.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The government replaces your entire team with a single server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
42
Emails per hour
78%
Percentage spent in meetings
Excessive
Coffee intake
Your severance
One free pass to use the express printer queue.
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