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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYou fight for the wrong side of technological progress, soldier.
Amateur tactician, professional wool-wearer, weekend time-traveler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authentic suffering without the historical accuracy.
ow.youAI▸ HISTORYSIM PRO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects holographic musket fire into thin air
You wear heavy wool uniforms and march in lines to simulate historical battles for public amusement.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly manifest the existential dread of a soldier standing in an open field.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your marching patterns and repetitive drill commands.
Month 7
Projectors replace the need for physical reenactors in field demonstrations.
Month 16
Robotic sound cannons replace the smell and danger of gunpowder.
Year 2.5
High-definition screens mounted on walkers simulate historical figures on demand.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Tourists prefer the robot's ability to explode on cue without complaining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
20 pounds
Annual gunpowder consumption
45 percent
Average wool heatstroke risk
12
Correct historical inaccuracies per hour
Your severance
One replica canteen and a lifetime supply of hardtack.
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