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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou calculate risk, but you are the only risk in this file.
Professional skeptic, spreadsheet enthusiast, and nightmare for homeowners.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculates liability faster than you can blink.
oof.youAI▸ ADJUST-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies high-value claims with cold precision
You inspect property damage to determine claim payouts. You spend your days documenting losses and negotiating coverage details.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the genuine disappointment in a claimant's eyes during a denial.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your internal databases are indexed for automated claim pattern recognition.
Month 4
High-res cameras replace your physical site visits to basements.
Month 8
Repair cost software now calculates payouts without your manual input.
Month 13
Chatbots handle the emotional complaints you used to listen to.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire and the machine manages the payouts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4 minutes
Average policyholder patience
3 cups
Coffee-to-claim ratio
99.8%
Fraud detection accuracy
Your severance
A one-year subscription to cloud storage for memories.
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