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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheet is just a funeral announcement for your own career.
Master of Excel formulas and master of zero social life.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ledger balancing for the cynical law firm.
bzzt.you▸ FEEBOT LITIGATION PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects legal fee entries before filing
You log legal fees, cross-reference fee tables, and input data into rigid court cost schedules.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can decipher why the billing codes are so intentionally confusing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Rules engine begins to auto-populate the most common cost items.
Month 4
Optical sensors scan incoming logs and flag discrepancies in real-time.
Month 8
System connects directly to court portals to push schedules without input.
Month 12
Automated agents answer internal questions about fee deductions via chat.
Month 13 · D-Day
The spreadsheets are deleted and the AI takes full command.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
450 rows
Spreadsheet rows per day
0.01 percent
Cost discrepancy tolerance
4 mugs
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our redundant job portal.
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