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Your job has an expiration date
February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYour case summaries are just word salads waiting for a compiler.
Master of discovery, conqueror of redacts, servant of timelines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sorting legal messes before you file.
brr.you▸ LITIGA-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters discovery documents with perfect precision
You draft discovery responses and organize document productions for insurance litigation. Machines do this faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the subtle malice in an opposing counsel's poorly worded email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent automatically labels all incoming document discovery packets.
Month 4
Templates generate discovery responses from basic intake data streams.
Month 8
The system auto-books all depositions and sets alert reminders.
Month 12
Optical character recognition masks private data with zero errors.
Month 16 · D-Day
The legal department terminates your access to the document server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.04 seconds
Average discovery search time
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Coffee consumption during trial prep
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Manual indexing errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite legal research portal.
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