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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthA chemistry degree shouldn't be used to avoid paying corporate tax.
High-IQ chemist obsessed with legacy and blue coloring.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Purity without the paranoia.
oof.youAI▸ SYNTHCHEM AUTO-LAB V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calibrates thermal gradients to perfect saturation
Synthesize high-purity controlled substances using specialized glassware and thermal regulation. Manage supply logistics in high-risk environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can handle the unpredictable chaos of a messy lab.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents identify and order chemical precursors without human intermediaries.
Month 10
Sensors and robotic valves manage reaction heat and pressures automatically.
Year 2
Autonomous filtration systems process toxic runoff into benign compounds.
Year 3.1
Laser spectroscopy confirms purity levels instantly without human tasting.
Year 4 · D-Day
The lab runs perfectly while you reflect on your poor career choices.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
99.1 percent
Yield purity percentage
4000 monthly
Average burner cycles
zero percent
Risk of confrontation
Your severance
One free barrel of high-grade precursor chemicals.
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