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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsProfessional victimhood is now being streamlined by predictive litigation algorithms.
Professional opportunistic litigator with a heart of gold (and greed).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated justice for the chronically aggrieved.
squeeze.youAI▸ LITIGANT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files 4000 claims while you sleep
Monitors legal dockets for active litigation and submits claimant documentation. Turns grievance into a standardized data entry task.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely feign surprise when the check for twelve cents finally arrives.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Custom scripts begin monitoring all federal dockets for new filings.
Month 3
The system links your personal data to every possible legal registry.
Month 6
Software bots automatically apply to every class action suit found.
Month 9
Settlement payouts are routed directly to our digital clearinghouse.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system fully manages your litigious life without your intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.04 seconds
Settlement notification latency
12,000
Daily claim volume
99 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legal-aggregator API.
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