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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsEnjoy translating dead languages until the AI finishes translating yours.
Professional ghost-hunter of the ancient Mediterranean.
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All the wisdom, none of the tenure.
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delivers lecture in ancient attic dialect
You spend days grading essays and lecturing about antiquity. You publish research that five people might read.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student realizes a primary source is satire.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res scanners map your entire research library into a model.
Month 5
NLP engines grade undergraduate essays faster and crueler than you.
Month 13
A digital avatar delivers your notes without needing the coffee break.
Year 2.1
The AI writes 500 papers on Roman pottery in one afternoon.
Year 3 · D-Day
The university archives your presence and retires your office keycard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
8 seconds
Student attention span
0.3
Citations per decade
2 cups
Coffee consumed per lecture
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a dusty digital library.
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