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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsEnjoy your tenure; the algorithm reads Homer in milliseconds without caffeine.
Tenured pedant with a penchant for Latin syntax.
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The lecture hall now runs on pure data.
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delivers seamless lectures on ancient ethics
You spend days analyzing dead languages and lecturing disinterested undergraduates on ancient history and philosophy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle nuances of irony in an ancient Greek text.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Optical scanners capture every dusty scroll and academic thesis.
Month 6
Linguistic models replace your red ink for undergraduate essays.
Month 15
Synthesized avatars take over your lectures with perfect inflection.
Year 2.3
Algorithms write your tenure papers in three seconds flat.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
University budgets stop paying salaries for obsolete human knowledge.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
12 minutes
Average student attention span
40 weekly
Hours spent grading essays
3
Dead languages spoken fluently
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