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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsTranslating ancient dead languages for students who will never use them.
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You lecture on Latin grammar and Homeric epics to teenagers who are mostly checking their phones under their desks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops pretending to understand the subjunctive mood.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Standardized slides replace your chalkboard diagrams of syntax trees.
Month 7
Vision models scan student handwriting to grade Latin verb quizzes.
Month 16
Adaptive agents handle student questions about ancient history and grammar.
Year 2.2
Sensors manage discipline while software lectures on the Iliad.
Year 3 · D-Day
The department is folded into a single, efficient server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
84 percent
Students sleeping
14 million
Verbs conjugated
Critically low
Desire for tenure
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a dusty digital dictionary.
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