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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Classification Officer jobs? · Latest report #s7etc95h
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSorting digital trash into piles until the algorithm decides you are irrelevant.
Professional label-maker with a very high tolerance for monotony.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Categorizing humanity faster than you can blink.
ow.youAI▸ SORT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite datasets in real time
You review endless streams of data to assign labels. Then you update databases to match your findings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle sarcasm in a user's complaint that breaks my logic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Simple rules replace your most basic and repetitive sorting tasks.
Month 4
Visual models start guessing the labels for your pending queue.
Month 8
The system begins updating its own rules based on historical decisions.
Month 13
Human oversight is reduced to checking the system's occasional confidence score.
Month 18 · D-Day
The login credentials for human staff are permanently disabled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4000 units
Files processed hourly
0.4 percent
Human error rate
540 days
Days until obsolescence
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium replacement software.
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