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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthSaving souls is slow but algorithmically optimized prayer is quite fast.
Theologically trained, ethically flexible, technically redundant
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no no noyou▸ PASTORBOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
delivers sermons based on real-time data
Conducts weekly liturgical services and provides spiritual guidance. Navigates complex theological discourse during private pastoral counseling sessions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a hand during a moment of genuine human grief.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sermons start getting drafted by a smart language model.
Month 7
Chatbots handle routine moral inquiries via text message interface.
Month 19
Services move to headsets where everyone sees a hologram.
Year 2.7
Hologram synchs perfectly to user's desired emotional state.
Year 4 · D-Day
The pulpit is officially occupied by the central processor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
20 minutes
Average sermon length
14,000
Confessions processed per second
too high
Human emotional variance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital prayer candles
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