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May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYour sub-millisecond reaction time is now just a rounding error.
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Trading without the biological latency delay.
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executes a million trades while you blink
You monitor price fluctuations on terminal screens and execute manual trades. You hope to beat algorithms by seconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide to panic-sell based on a weird gut feeling.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your manual charts are replaced by real-time predictive data streams.
Week 6
Smart scripts handle the routine buy and sell orders.
Month 3
Machine models take over the choice of which assets to trade.
Month 5
You are demoted to a monitor who watches machines trading for you.
Month 7 · D-Day
The algorithms no longer require human oversight to print money.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
250ms
Average reaction time
12000
Blinking intervals per day
4 mugs
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent, non-trading life.
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