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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are basically a human spreadsheet that charges a monthly fee.
Professional portfolio painter for the mildly anxious investor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure logic, zero empathy, perfect returns.
blub.you▸ WEALTHBOT ORACLE 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rebalances your entire portfolio while you sleep
You manage client portfolios, explain investment products, and balance emotional hand-holding with rigid financial regulation compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's voice during a market crash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software pulls client history into the central dashboard.
Month 4
AI models generate responses to common client financial inquiries.
Month 8
Algorithms handle regulatory filing without needing human manual entry.
Month 13
Autonomous agents execute trades based on client risk profiles.
Month 18 · D-Day
The client moves to an all-digital, zero-human portal interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4:1
Coffee-to-spreadsheet ratio
1200 weekly
Minutes spent listening to life stories
High
Client confusion factor
Your severance
A commemorative calculator and three months of LinkedIn premium.
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