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June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsProfessional email-forwarding service soon to be replaced by a script.
Human router for accountants who fear their own inbox.
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Replies before the client even hits send.
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You manage client communication, track billing status, and schedule tax document handoffs. Your value is merely message transit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is passive-aggressively mad via email tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent begins drafting your routine email responses.
Week 9
Document uploads are now handled directly by the portal.
Month 4
A voice-bot takes all inbound firm calls indefinitely.
Month 6
CRM records update automatically without any human input.
Month 8 · D-Day
The server room light turns off; your account is disabled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42
Emails answered per hour
18 minutes
Coffee-break duration
4%
Meaningful work percentage
Your severance
A warm handshake and a PDF of LinkedIn learning.
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