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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are building the very tools that will eventually replace you.
Master of custom GPTs and professional pitch-room gatekeeping.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning client pitches into automated revenue streams.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates every pitch document overnight
You coordinate pitch logistics and configure AI agents to automate the agency's internal client development processes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is actually bored, even if they pretend to listen.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Custom LLMs begin scraping client data for your pitch briefings.
Month 5
Neural models replace manual review of your slide decks.
Month 10
Logistics platforms automatically source and ship gifts via algorithms.
Month 15
Autonomous agents manage the entire pitch coordination pipeline internally.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency realizes you are now an unnecessary manual buffer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 hours
Average pitch prep time
400%
AI agent efficiency gain
1200 units
Total wasted client gifts
Your severance
Two weeks of free access to your own GPTs.
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