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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling windmills to people who already have too many sales emails.
Professional email-sender and spreadsheet-filler for big green dreams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for the green energy transition.
splat.you▸ ENGAGEBOT NEXUS 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly progress reports in milliseconds
You manage client relationships, track sales leads, and coordinate project updates across renewable energy portfolios.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM data is harvested to train the prediction model.
Month 4
The AI begins sending your follow-up notes with better timing.
Month 8
An agent transcribes your calls to learn the subtle sales art.
Month 13
All your project status reporting is generated by software now.
Month 18 · D-Day
The bot takes over all client communication and retires your role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
99.9 percent
Cold calls avoided
zero
Pipeline churn rate
too low
Human emotional bandwidth
Your severance
One free solar panel, installed by a legacy human.
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