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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional babysitter for adults who cannot read their own email replies.
Professional translator of corporate vague-speak into client-friendly lies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the illusion of personal care.
brr.you▸ ENGAGEGEN 4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends soothing emails at 3am
You manage client expectations and handle escalations. You spend your life writing emails that say we are working on it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client is lying to get a discount.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI monitors your inbox to identify the tone of every reply.
Month 4
The system writes your responses for you to approve quickly.
Month 8
The AI starts sending routine updates without human intervention.
Month 13
The system interfaces directly with clients during project phases.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is archived as the AI fully manages client relations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
emails sent per hour
99%
fake empathy index
3 days
average escalation delay
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium stress-tracking app.
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