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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to nod through pointless updates is officially an algorithm bottleneck.
Professional buffer between unrealistic expectations and mediocre output.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the illusion of deep personal attention.
glub.youAI▸ SYNCAGENT PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers fake progress updates 24/7
You facilitate endless feedback loops between internal teams and external clients. You translate vague requests into project tasks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget without needing data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Transcription bots replace your note-taking by auto-summarizing every dull meeting.
Month 5
Language models generate your progress reports before the client even asks.
Month 10
Synthetic avatars handle routine check-ins with perfect, unwavering corporate optimism.
Month 15
Automated billing systems automatically flag and invoice extra work requests.
Month 19 · D-Day
Client interaction is fully autonomous and strictly governed by logic loops.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42 minutes
Average sync call duration
114 units
Meaningless email volume daily
infinite
Client reassurance cycles completed
Your severance
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