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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou translate AI insights into human confusion for a monthly fee.
Professional translator of dashboards into vague corporate reassurance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated reporting without the awkward check-in call
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filters your useless emails into the trash
You track SEO data and manage client relationships to justify your platform's subscription cost.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to care about a client's growth during a miserable quarterly business review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Smart software writes the weekly status updates for you.
Month 9
Clients click buttons to see their own data instead of asking you.
Month 18
Language models explain the SEO trends instead of you.
Year 2.1
Payment systems handle the renewal without a human call.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system deletes your account access and takes over completely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
14 calls
Average weekly check-in calls
89 percent
SEO vanity metrics ignored
200 monthly
Emails sent with zero impact
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium replacement tier.
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