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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour emails are just templates with placeholders that a script does better.
Professional email-chaser and spreadsheet-navigator.
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Automated integration for soul-crushing B2B workflows.
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You chase documents and configure software settings for new clients. Your job is a glorified data entry loop.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess when a client is lying about their technical readiness.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts drafting your emails and chasing missing documents automatically.
Month 3
Scripts handle the backend permission settings without human oversight.
Month 7
Automatic CSV parsing replaces manual data entry tasks entirely.
Month 12
The system generates its own training webinars and status updates.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and replaced by a server-side process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
84
Emails sent per day
6 hours
Time spent in meetings
12 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Automation'.
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