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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour polite emails about interest rates are already being generated by code.
Professional email crafter and calendar Tetris champion.
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Personal touch, zero human error.
bzzt.youAI▸ BANKRELATE PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized emails while you are sleeping
You draft emails, update client data in banking portals, and schedule meetings for private bankers. It is paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying to your boss over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting email replies based on previous client chats.
Month 4
Software automatically updates client records from incoming email data.
Month 8
A booking agent replaces all manual calendar coordination for bankers.
Month 13
AI generates briefing notes from internal databases without human input.
Month 18 · D-Day
The assistant role is removed from the company org chart entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
450
Emails drafted per hour
0.0001%
Typo probability
Zero
Coffee breaks needed
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium spreadsheet software.
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