Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Client Relationship Associate jobs? · Latest report #3w3feu8g
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour job is just acting as a human buffer for broken APIs.
Professional translator of 'Can you make the logo bigger?'
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning meetings into tickets without the whining.
sluurp.you▸ SYNCCLIENT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters client rage into polite tickets
You translate client complaints into Jira tickets while pretending cross-functional meetings actually achieve anything tangible.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which developer to bribe to get a hotfix.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models parse your inbox and draft replies automatically.
Month 3
Bots start logging client requests directly into the database.
Month 6
AI records your meetings and writes the follow-up emails.
Month 10
Software predicts project delays before you even notice them.
Month 14 · D-Day
Clients now talk directly to the dashboard, ignoring you completely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
99.9%
Emails auto-summarized
12 weekly
Meaningless check-ins
high
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
Discussion
