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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou are just a spreadsheet with a pulse and a lunch budget.
Professional over-thinker of account strategy and client drinks.
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Automated upselling without the small talk.
split.you▸ ACQUIRESYNC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized upsell emails at 3am
You chase existing clients for more money and try to sell them services they likely do not need.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when to stop talking before a client loses their temper.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI begins drafting all your client emails automatically.
Month 5
Smart software tracks every interaction you ignore.
Month 11
Algorithms generate superior pitch decks without your input.
Month 16
Bots handle meeting invites and follow-up tasks perfectly.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the machine finishes the sale.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
1200 liters
Coffee consumed
45000
Meaningless emails
too many
Client golf rounds
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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