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March 15, 2028
In 17 monthsYour ability to rephrase 'no' as 'we appreciate your patience' is obsolete.
Professional translator of panic into project management ticket fluff.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Polite rejection at industrial scale.
split.youAI▸ SERVICEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters client complaints into oblivion
You manage client expectations via email and calls while translating their vague requests into internal project tickets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying about their budget constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting your responses to save you typing time.
Month 4
Natural language processing turns client rants into structured project requirements.
Month 8
AI agents handle routine check-ins with clients without human intervention.
Month 12
The system resolves 99 percent of requests without any manual review.
Month 17 · D-Day
Your access codes are deleted while you sleep.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
142
Emails per day
9/10
Client panic level
4020
Meaningless apologies
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale corporate donut.
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