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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour ability to repeat bank policies is now a software feature.
Corporate bank middleman, professional email apologizer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless resolution without the human sigh.
glub.youAI▸ BANKSTREAM V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects irate emails into formal legal responses
You process complex account queries and fix transactional errors. You translate banking jargon into frustrated customer apologies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific tone of a client who is about to scream.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents identify and solve standard account queries automatically.
Month 4
Language models draft perfect legalistic responses to client complaints.
Month 8
Internal bots fix balance discrepancies faster than human eyes.
Month 13
Automated modules verify KYC status without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
Client service is fully autonomous and perfectly cold.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Zero seconds
Average hold time
99.8 percent
Empathy simulation
Near zero
Account error rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a zen breathing app.
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