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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsManaging humans is just managing spreadsheets with more ego and coffee.
Professional cat-herder for irate ticket-submitting humans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation without the burnout.
split.youAI▸ SERVICEBOT 9000-CORE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralises angry clients with perfect logic
You track tickets, babysit escalations, and pretend to enjoy weekly team huddles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying to your face during a conference call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors monitor every support call to catch sarcasm immediately.
Month 3
Bots assign all tickets, making your manual spreadsheets useless.
Month 6
Your angry clients now yell at a polite algorithm.
Month 9
AI handles all feedback, removing your need for meetings.
Month 14 · D-Day
The office lights go out, but the system keeps responding.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.02 seconds
Ticket response time
Optimised
Empathy level setting
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale donut.
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