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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your slide decks into sentient, unskippable nightmares.
Professional slide deck artist and meeting chair warmer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data speaks, clients listen, humans vanish.
no no noyouAI▸ DECKBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect slide decks in three seconds
You spend all day crafting deck narratives and managing client expectations for ad campaigns. Soon, machines will do it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the difference between a real client panic and a test alert.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart software pulls the campaign data and builds the charts.
Month 5
AI generates the narratives and slide decks for every review.
Month 10
A voice agent leads the status calls without getting tired.
Month 15
Clients prefer talking to the fast machine over the human.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the account is fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
142 slides
Average weekly slide count
34 hours
Time spent in useless calls
Critical
Ad agency anxiety level
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a therapy app.
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