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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell imaginary growth metrics to people who don't understand them.
Professional weaver of jargon and high-level deck creator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating infinite growth charts without the lunches.
glub.youAI▸ STRATEGIST-ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects total market dominance via powerpoint
You synthesize market data into slide decks to convince clients they need services they cannot measure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to your face in a boardroom.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors scrape live data to build your pitch decks automatically.
Month 5
AI predicts client reactions to your slides before you present.
Month 11
An avatar presents the strategy while you handle the emails.
Month 16
The system executes the strategy it just pitched to clients.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the bot replaces your existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
1,400 per year
Hours spent in internal alignment
84 slides
Slides per client acquisition
3,200
Synonyms for leverage used
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a slide template repository.
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