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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYou translate error codes for people who forgot to save their work.
Professional translator for people who can't find the 'undo' button.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ending support tickets before they are submitted.
stretchy.youAI▸ SOLVELOGIC PRO V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autofills support tickets with correct solutions
You troubleshoot software bugs and teach users how to navigate 3D interface menus and complex tool palettes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific tone of panic in a user's voice during a call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI-generated manuals replace your need to explain basic software functions.
Week 9
System scans user error reports and pushes immediate software patches automatically.
Month 5
Visual AI guides users through menus without a human needing intervention.
Month 8
Software detects impending failures and saves files before the crash happens.
Month 10 · D-Day
The support portal is fully automated and you are gracefully decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
Near zero
User patience remaining
Zero
Bugs actually fixed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you hated supporting.
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