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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou specialize in explaining broken platform features to people who hate them.
Professional bridge-burner and internal meeting chair-warmer.
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Automated empathy for better churn metrics.
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automates apologies in fifteen different time zones
You facilitate endless syncs between disgruntled clients and internal engineering teams. You pretend operational inefficiency is actually a 'bespoke high-touch service' workflow.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a client in the eye while lying about feature timelines.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language processors will draft your 'checking in' emails based on sentiment analysis.
Month 5
Operational data gets piped directly into dashboards, ending your manual spreadsheet reporting ritual.
Month 10
AI agents handle routine ticket escalation and feature requests without human mediation.
Month 15
Vision models automatically generate status updates that align client expectations with actual technical reality.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full control, rendering your calendar and client relationships entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14,800
Meeting minutes wasted
12%
Churn mitigation success
22 cups
Coffee intake per sprint
Your severance
One free trial of the software that replaced you.
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