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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Client Support Specialist jobs? · Latest report #6idxmun3
Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning your empathy into a series of predictable logic gates.
Professional listener to technical grievances and inevitable sighs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before you even read them.
stretchy.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 5.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-replies with fake polite sympathy
You spend your day solving tickets and soothing angry users. We are teaching a bot to ignore them instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a user is lying about their technical skill level.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent identifies ticket patterns and auto-tags every incoming request.
Month 4
The AI drafts replies that look like yours but are actually correct.
Month 8
The machine handles live chats and detects user frustration in real-time.
Month 12
The system auto-creates engineering tickets without any human input.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the ticketing platform runs on pure silicon.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.002 seconds
Average ticket response time
99 percent
Human empathy emulation
10000
Tickets closed per second
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Available for non-human work'.
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