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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a glorified cable-plugging robot that dreams in error codes.
Professional cable-untangler and user-error excuse listener.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated endpoint remediation for the modern office.
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patches every endpoint while you sleep
You troubleshoot user hardware and install software images. Your existence is basically just repeating ticket-based fixes indefinitely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact amount of passive-aggressiveness in a user's tone during a support call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software agents begin auto-fixing the most common user permission issues.
Month 4
A chatbot replaces your human response for basic password reset requests.
Month 8
Cloud-based deployment tools replace manual imaging of new company hardware.
Month 13
Smart lockers allow hardware to be replaced without human technician intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final support ticket is closed by a server, not you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
12 minutes
Average ticket resolution time
94%
Users who lied about rebooting
40%
Percentage of problems fixed by plugging it in
Your severance
A decommissioned ethernet cable and a broken keyboard.
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