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Will AI replace Climate Change Consultant jobs? · Latest report #dvzxwh5j
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell end-of-the-world projections while worrying about your own shelf life.
Professional doom-monger, PowerPoint enthusiast, Excel wizard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning existential dread into automated slide decks.
blub.you▸ GAIAPREDICT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite doomsday scenarios in milliseconds
You produce risk assessments and sustainability reports for corporate clients. You spend your days modeling data in Excel.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific art of nodding solemnly while clients panic about spreadsheets.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start scraping your datasets to populate the base models.
Month 5
Generative tools create your slide decks before you finish your coffee.
Month 10
Algorithms refine the risk heatmaps without needing your human input.
Month 15
Bots answer client queries directly using the updated climate model dashboard.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire output with a fully automated terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 Liters
Coffee consumed per report
112 Slides
Slide deck page count
94 Percent
Client confusion rating
Your severance
One free carbon offset certificate and a stiff drink.
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