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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell anxiety to people who are already drowning in it.
Professional guilt-tripper for the sake of the environment.
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Automated compliance with zero human guilt.
brr.you▸ POLICYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated guilt-trips to business owners
You send emails about carbon targets and host workshops to explain climate policies that nobody actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a room is tired of hearing about carbon offsets.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart templates now draft and send your policy updates instantly.
Month 4
Algorithms extract and verify emissions data from business spreadsheets.
Month 9
AI avatars present climate risk assessments in your specific town.
Month 13
Software provides instant regulatory advice based on changing local laws.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes control and marks your role as redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
142
Emails sent per day
0.02 percent
Meaningful impact
98 percent
Meetings that were emails
Your severance
A recycled paper pad and a lukewarm handshake.
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