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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour code is just a thermostat with a subscription model attached.
Full-stack thermostat wrangler, allergic to legacy HVAC protocols.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Thermal comfort without the human ego.
nom.you▸ OMNICLIMATE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises chiller sequences to save pennies
You build software for HVAC systems, balancing energy usage and comfort parameters across complex building environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually understand why the proprietary API crashed in the basement at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your building's thermal flow without your manual input.
Month 4
Neural nets rewrite your PID loops for maximum energy efficiency.
Month 8
Autonomous agents bypass your buggy API wrappers entirely.
Month 13
Buildings adjust themselves so perfectly users stop complaining to you.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is deleted for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
94%
Code base bloat
2.4c
Average sensor drift
12/day
User complaints resolved
Your severance
A smart thermometer that ignores your manual input.
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