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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling the end of the world to people who don't care.
Professional stalker of legislative aides and subcommittee members.
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Automated bribery and legislative coercion.
brr.you▸ POLICYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
threatens primary challenges using real-time data
You spend days in sterile hallways trying to convince politicians to ignore their donors. It rarely works.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can make a pathetic face look genuinely hopeful.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots flood legislative inboxes with hyper-personalized policy demands.
Month 5
AI maps politician weaknesses and donor portfolios automatically.
Month 10
Targeted digital ads pressure representatives in their own districts.
Month 15
Automated systems handle all campaign finance and PAC interactions.
Month 19 · D-Day
Legislation is written and passed entirely by server-side scripts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Average rejection per day
Millions
Cost per actual vote flipped
Gallons
Coffee consumed while waiting
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm conference center coffee.
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