Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Climate Migration Scholar jobs? · Latest report #88jg8z95
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPredicting global displacement is easy, but you still need a pension.
Professional doom-caster with a flair for spreadsheet-based exodus planning.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping human exit strategies without the paperwork.
toast.you▸ GEOPOLICY SOLVER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand migration outcomes per second
You draft policy memos for governments on human relocation based on shifting weather patterns and rising sea levels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a local community refuses to leave home.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software replaces your morning spent reading climate research papers.
Month 5
Language models write your memos with zero sense of dread.
Month 10
Algorithms map migration paths faster than your brain can process.
Month 15
Virtual agents replace your charm at local town hall meetings.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access expires, replaced by a permanent predictive feedback loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200
policy memos ghostwritten
12
coffee cups per analysis
890
hours spent in airport lounges
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-flooding high-altitude city.
Discussion
