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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSaving the planet is easy when you stop emailing about it.
Professional panic-peddler for the end of the world.
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Automated outrage for a warmer world.
oof.youAI▸ ECOSIGNAL V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite urgent donation emails
You draft urgent press releases and manage social media campaigns for global climate policy advocacy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a headline will trigger a donor's existential dread.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts summarizing scientific reports into pre-approved talking points.
Month 4
Machine-generated newsletters replace your draft-heavy weekly cadence.
Month 8
Bots handle all community engagement and reply-guy suppression.
Month 13
The system automatically drafts press responses before reporters even call.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human input officially removed to stop slowing down the news cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero
Average press release impact
Forty
Hourly emails ignored
Twelve
Crisis tweets per day
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our carbon offset calculator.
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