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Will AI replace Climate Policy Analyst jobs? · Latest report #st8pcvjg
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your complex carbon spreadsheets into a single delete key.
Expert at turning global doom into bulleted lists.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating legislation without the moral hesitation.
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collapses entire energy markets in seconds
Synthesize climate data into policy memos. You calculate emission trajectories and draft long-winded regulatory impact reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to stakeholders with a straight face in a room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors pull real-time emission data directly into the machine.
Month 3
Language models write your reports faster than you can blink.
Month 10
Algorithms predict policy outcomes with terrifying, cold efficiency.
Month 15
The machine attends your calls as a silent, recording presence.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the server is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4
Memos written daily
12
Spreadsheets per model
3
Days spent in meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our carbon offset simulator.
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