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Will AI replace Climate Researcher jobs? · Latest report #q2aj2xci
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsModeling a burning world while your own career slowly melts away.
Expert in turning existential dread into pivot tables.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predicting the end of the world, faster.
help!youAI▸ GAIA-SIM X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
runs 10,000 climate scenarios every second
You synthesize massive climate datasets to predict environmental shifts and simulate complex atmospheric feedback loops for policy guidance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the one meaningful trend hidden inside noisy, broken historical data files.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated crawlers ingest all global climate records in seconds.
Month 3
Neural nets find correlations your spreadsheets missed for years.
Month 12
LLMs write your academic papers with better citations than you.
Month 16
Digital twins run endless 'what-if' scenarios without human bias.
Year 2 · D-Day
The server logs your final exit and assumes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
400 terabytes
Datasets ingested daily
72 hours
Average simulation runtime
99 percent
Policy recommendations ignored
Your severance
A reusable water bottle and a bus pass.
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