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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling lab tests to doctors who would rather just drink coffee.
Professional pitch-deck delivery system with high-stakes social skills.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the gap between data and diagnosis.
toast.youAI▸ ONCOPITCH-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers targeted medical pitches during surgery
You pitch complex genetic testing panels to busy oncologists during rapid, high-pressure clinical meetings. You track diagnostic data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an oncologist has checked out of the conversation entirely.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts mining all your past call logs and email threads.
Month 5
Smart agents start booking meetings directly into doctor calendars.
Month 10
Holographic consoles take over the high-level diagnostic data presentations.
Month 15
Emotional synthesis models mimic your exact tone and pitch rhythm.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system replaces all human interaction with perfectly optimized data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4 minutes
Average pitch time
12:1
Coffee-to-doctor ratio
400
Data points per call
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium coffee delivery service.
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