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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 30, 2027
In 9 monthsScheduling therapy slots is just Tetris, and machines love puzzles.
Master of calendar Tetris and high-stakes billing paperwork.
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Automated precision for every clinical hour.
help!youAI▸ CLINICFLOW CORE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises session blocks for maximum clinic throughput
You track daily therapy appointments, manage billing paperwork, and coordinate complex schedules for multiple clinics and clinical staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a parent is distressed during a call better than any algorithm.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your spreadsheets are ingested into our unified scheduling database.
Week 9
Algorithms begin predicting appointment gaps based on historical patterns.
Month 4
Insurance claim filing is handed over to our verified API.
Month 7
Clients manage their own schedules through a frictionless mobile app.
Month 9 · D-Day
Your login is deactivated while the system handles the day.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
400ms
Average scheduling latency
12 percent
Human error rate
Zero
Clinic double-bookings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated scheduling software.
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