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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou clean medical data so the machines can eventually ignore it.
SQL enthusiast drowning in legacy healthcare database schemas.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cleaning patient records without the human fatigue.
bzzt.youAI▸ DATADOCTOR V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects clinical coding errors in milliseconds
You map complex clinical coding systems to billing databases and fix corrupted electronic health record entries manually.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decipher why a doctor abbreviated a diagnosis in a unique way.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify your mapping shortcuts to train the initial classification model.
Month 3
Machine learning algorithms take over standardizing clinical notes to medical codes.
Month 7
Verification software autonomously detects and flags broken data links for deletion.
Month 10
The system writes directly to the billing database, bypassing manual analyst oversight.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system becomes fully self-correcting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
8 hours
Manual record reconciliation time
4 percent
Data mapping error rate
112
Queries answered per shift
Your severance
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