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December 10, 2027
In 14 monthsYou ask standard questions that a digital form does much better.
Gatekeeper of the hospital's mental health referral queue.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Triaging patients without the emotional fatigue.
oof.youAI▸ INTAKEBOT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes intake forms at machine speed
You triage patient intake forms and verify insurance data for mental health therapy sessions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle hesitation in a patient's voice during a screening call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Patients start typing their own history into our secure portal.
Month 4
Real-time API calls verify insurance coverage without phone calls.
Month 8
Algorithms rank patient urgency based on the text provided.
Month 12
Calendar syncs automatically slot patients into available therapy windows.
Month 14 · D-Day
The intake department closes as the system runs itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 Minutes
Average Screening Time
12 Percent
Insurance Rejection Rate
High
Human Error Potential
Your severance
One free subscription to a mindfulness meditation app.
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