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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour legal logic is just pattern matching that runs on coffee.
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You interpret medical records to prove breach of duty and calculate life-long damages for complex personal injury cases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle emotional desperation in a client's eyes during a deposition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
OCR scanners extract every symptom and note from your paper stacks.
Month 6
Models compare clinical outcomes against thousands of standard protocols.
Month 12
Algorithms draft causation reports faster than any human consultant.
Month 16
Probability models settle claims before they ever touch a courtroom.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire litigation process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4000x faster
Case discovery speed
Zero percent
Billable hour fatigue
Statistical rounding
Error rate
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