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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour lectures are just outdated PDFs waiting to be indexed.
Clinical pathologist, academic, defender of the microscope.
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Diagnosis without the academic ego.
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You interpret biopsy slides and teach pathology to medical students. Your tenure is just a slow-moving target.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the nuance of a rare cell morphology during a heated department meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your physical slides are now high-resolution training data.
Month 6
Your lectures are replaced by hyper-personalised interactive diagnostic simulations.
Month 15
Vision models identify cell anomalies faster than your tired eyes.
Year 2.2
Centralised systems manage inventory and calibration without your input.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
You are invited to retire while the server handles the diagnosis.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
45
Slides reviewed per day
F minus
Tenure safety rating
Infinity
Hours spent grading papers
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated grading software.
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