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February 10, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour spreadsheets are just tombstone markers for abandoned drug candidates anyway.
Professional cat-herder of PhDs and clinical sites.
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Data flow without the human friction
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automates site compliance reporting in milliseconds
You track trial milestones, manage site budgets, and nag investigators to update their patient data logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when an investigator is lying to your face about patient recruitment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts scraping your messy site logs for trends.
Month 4
Bots send polite but firm reminders to investigators automatically.
Month 12
Smart software takes over all site contract and invoice processing.
Month 21
A centralized console manages all sites without manual status calls.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your role is deleted as the trial manages itself autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
400 weekly
Spreadsheets managed
12 percent
Nagging efficiency
barely functional
Audit readiness
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired trial protocols.
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